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I hate everyone. ( ゚ヮ゚)

getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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(Source: heteroh)

scarred-and-silent:

everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

wentz-jpg:

'i write sins not tragedies' came out in 2005 nine years ago and i only just realized that they need to close the god damn door because she was cheating on her husband with the door open

unbeliefs:

do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous

mcalary:

an erotic poem:

eg so hot

hot hot egg

egg so hot u fry a leg

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