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mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

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this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

(Source: andrewbelami)

me: damn i need to save my money
me: *spends $200 in a week*

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN

intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

(Source: cloudamie)

precocious:

you shouldn’t wait for new year to make a resolution, because if you want to do something then you should just do it. waiting for new years is just an excuse for procrastinators.